Reading progress update: I've read 187 out of 351 pages.

Slugs - Shaun Hutson

This book is so cheesy I could make nachos with it. Stupid characters, slow creatures, hyper-sexual shenanigans, and huge font have made for one hell of an easy read. 

 

Peep this. The Uk paperback is 208 pages, but the US edition is 380. The font's so big in my version that it makes some male pornstars jealous, yo.