Randomized Randomocity #164

I read an article this morning about a two-ton lobster. I was like, "Holy shit! Real life Lobstrosities!" I almost shared it everywhere. Almost. 

 

The article was actually about a two-toned lobster. You know, a lobster having more than one color.

 

Sigh...

 

The moral of this story is:

 

Coffee before internet.