Onto the bandwagon I do jump!
DNF - Usually decline to rate because the act of rating requires more energy than the author put into the book.
1 Star - Author spelled "the" and "and" properly but not much else.
2 Stars - Proof that some editors will work on anything.
3 Stars - The author had a vision but needs glasses.
4 Stars - I'd probably enjoy the movie adaptation.
5 Stars - Fanboying. Don't mind me.