Thanks to Duolingo...
Jag talar inte svenska.
But... (sorry don't know the word for "but" yet)
Jag läser svenska.
That is probably horribly wrong and Swedish people everywhere are laughing, but I'm trying. Soon, I will need someone fluent in svenska to talk to on Skype. I don't need a teacher, just someone to chat with.
Lemme know if you're interested, snälla. Tack!
(How badly did I do, Mad and/or Thomas?)