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The Last Temptation of Christ - Nikos Kazantzakis

A lot of shit happened in this chapter. Barrabas was all, "Stone her!" And Jesus was all, "Naw, dog, she's my main chick." And Judas was all like, "Dayum, he told you!" And Barabbas straight slapped the taste out Jesus's mouth. But Jesus, he turned the other cheek. And everybody there was all, "Ohhhh... Ahhhhhh..." Then Barrabas told Judas they couldn't roll together no more. #realplayersplayalone